yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza
IM CRYING
I’m most likely getting a red one to add this if nothing good comes up.
![kyrianne:
rufiozuko:
toomuchpressure:
merry christmas, have some ironic strider bullshittery
[dave] [rose]
#oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE #’AND WHAT DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ HE ASKS AS ROSE PERCHES DAINTILY UPON HIS KNEE #’I’D JUST LIKE MOMMY TO LOVE ME AGAIN’ SAYS ROSE ‘IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DADDY LEFT’ #’SIS YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT DADDY’ DAVE CHIPS IN AS HE SPRAWLS ACROSS SANTA’S OTHER KNEE #’THE NICE POLICEMAN TOLD US THAT WHEN HE WAS HELPING US GUNPROOF THE HOUSE.’ #SANTA FEELS COLD SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SUIT #HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE #’DO YOU DO THIS OUT OF PHILANTHROPIC URGES?’ ASKS ROSE #’OR IS THIS ODD CHOICE OF PROFESSION PERHAPS ROOTED IN THE LACK OF A REASSURING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD?’ #’WHERED YOU GET THE SUIT BRAH’ SAYS DAVE ‘LETS BE HONEST I COULD ROCK THAT SHIT MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOUR WEIRD ELF BASED PORNOS’ #SANTA TRIES TO REACH FOR THE BUTTON UNDER HIS CHAIR THAT WILL ALERT MALL SECURITY#ROSE LETS OUT A LADYLIKE SHRIEK AND DAVE LEAPS TO HIS FEET TO DEFEND HER VIRTUE #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF SANTA’S LIFE
i ship that shit…
dante ships rose/santa/dave i have reblogged this post to immortalize it forever](http://24.media.tumblr.com/85a008c99da6bad0759b229253566434/tumblr_mfgubeZXSr1qzcv6po1_500.jpg)
#oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE #’AND WHAT DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ HE ASKS AS ROSE PERCHES DAINTILY UPON HIS KNEE #’I’D JUST LIKE MOMMY TO LOVE ME AGAIN’ SAYS ROSE ‘IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DADDY LEFT’ #’SIS YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT DADDY’ DAVE CHIPS IN AS HE SPRAWLS ACROSS SANTA’S OTHER KNEE #’THE NICE POLICEMAN TOLD US THAT WHEN HE WAS HELPING US GUNPROOF THE HOUSE.’ #SANTA FEELS COLD SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SUIT #HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE #’DO YOU DO THIS OUT OF PHILANTHROPIC URGES?’ ASKS ROSE #’OR IS THIS ODD CHOICE OF PROFESSION PERHAPS ROOTED IN THE LACK OF A REASSURING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD?’ #’WHERED YOU GET THE SUIT BRAH’ SAYS DAVE ‘LETS BE HONEST I COULD ROCK THAT SHIT MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOUR WEIRD ELF BASED PORNOS’ #SANTA TRIES TO REACH FOR THE BUTTON UNDER HIS CHAIR THAT WILL ALERT MALL SECURITY#ROSE LETS OUT A LADYLIKE SHRIEK AND DAVE LEAPS TO HIS FEET TO DEFEND HER VIRTUE #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF SANTA’S LIFE
i ship that shit…
dante ships rose/santa/dave i have reblogged this post to immortalize it forever
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
who am i shaving for
i cant believe george w. bush just bought tumblr
im vomiting in my diaper
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
